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THIS POETRY PAPER IS TERRIBLY PUN

Fri Oct 24, 2008, 8:30 PM
  • Mood: Noble
  • Listening to: The Reverend Peyton's Big Damn Band
  • Reading: The Outlaw Bible of American Poetry
  • Eating: cookies, chips, and caffeine pills
  • Drinking: Frowning Mule, my hop-heavy home brew
working on the hardest and funnest paper i've ever written: prosodic analyses of "Lenox Hill" by Shahid Ali Agha, "For William Carlos Williams" by Galway Kinnell, and the first three stanzas of "Suburban Monastery Death Poem" by d.a. levy.

ever heard of a phonetic chiasmus?
i hadn't either.

anyways, here is an awful pun that came to me in my sleep deprived state:

I think therefore iamb

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Mood: Neutral =metal-fusion Oct 24, 2008, 8:37:49 PM
... i disagree...
i believe:
'I am therefore i think'
...

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!smoking-mirrors Oct 24, 2008, 8:45:31 PM
Sorry to burst your bubble but I learned that pun back in highschool.

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~Tridelvior Oct 24, 2008, 9:03:17 PM
aww...whatever. google reveals that i am not as cool as i thought i was. alas. it's still an awesome pun.

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~Tridelvior Oct 24, 2008, 9:03:31 PM
it's not a philosophical argument, it's a metrical joke.

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=metal-fusion Oct 24, 2008, 9:20:56 PM
lol... sorry...
but why arent you ever in chats??

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"all my life I've been waiting for
I've been praying for
for the people to say
that we don't wanna fight no more
they'll be no more wars
and our children will play
one day"
- One Day | Matisyahu
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~Tridelvior Oct 24, 2008, 9:25:15 PM
several reasons:
1. the internet is broken on my computer
2. i don't really have the time for such things due to my coursework
3. my campus internet is horrendously slow, so even if i did have the time, i wouldn't have the time, if you follow

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!smoking-mirrors Oct 24, 2008, 9:35:35 PM
Hahah, once I made up a math theory in my sleep that was already known of course but I didn't know about it so I guess that's still pretty cool.

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<salshep> but then I have a thing for wood
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=metal-fusion Oct 24, 2008, 9:43:25 PM
lol... yea... im just noticing your avatar... what is it??
o and the reason it isnt letting you in chats is because you need firefox :D

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"all my life I've been waiting for
I've been praying for
for the people to say
that we don't wanna fight no more
they'll be no more wars
and our children will play
one day"
- One Day | Matisyahu
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~Tridelvior Oct 24, 2008, 9:57:40 PM
it's me, headbanging :headbang: with much shorter hair than i have now

i have firefox, the reason it isn't letting me in chats is because my campus internet is abominably slow

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